Mugshot of Florida man charged with DUI after blaming his dog on driving

Florida Man Blames Dog For DWI

What do you do when you’re in a high-speed car chase while you’re completely obliterated? The same thing you do when you forgot your homework in 5th grade, blame it on the dog.

According to,

“A Palmetto man’s attempt to blame his dog for erratic driving after a lengthy pursuit by Manatee County Sheriff’s deputies didn’t go over so well for him Wednesday evening. It seems the man, and not his dog, now faces a long list of criminal charges including DWI with property damage, aggravated fleeing and eluding and leaving the scene of an accident.”

Maybe the whole “blame it on the dog” thing won’t work in this situation…

“The case against Reliford Cooper III, 26, began to unfold around 7:45 p.m. when a deputy on routine patrol along 21st Avenue East spotted a white four-door car heading east at a high rate of speed. As the deputy was pulling out to catch up with the car, he watched as its driver ran a stop sign, turned south onto 16th Avenue East and then hit the gas pedal once more, a probable cause affidavit states.

As the deputy gave chase to make a traffic stop, the car turned onto 18th Street Court East and then 17th Avenue Drive East. The man ultimately ended up going westbound on 18th Street East where the car failed to negotiate a turn, ran into a ditch, overcorrected and hit another ditch, the report said.

The car chase finally came to an end when the vehicle hit a home at 1708 18th St. E., but a foot pursuit was just about to begin, the report noted.”

To clarify, this guy ran a stop sign, proceeded to speed off then run into two ditches, finally coming to a stop when he hit a house. These are either the antics of a ridiculously drunk driver or he may have actually been driven by a dog. After watching this video though, I highly doubt this dog was driving.

“When K9 units arrived on the scene, a perimeter was set up and deputies began looking for their suspect. Several residents told deputies they saw a man run in front of their home, trip and fall to the ground and then get back up. The man ran behind the home and jumped a fence, the report said.

K9 units followed the trail and came across the man’s black T-shirt. At that point, they saw him running toward a church in the area.

It wasn’t long before the church’s pastor found a deputy to report a man hiding in the bathroom. Churchgoers, it seems, forced the now shirtless man outside where deputies were able to catch up with him.”

Not even church can help this guy now…

“Cooper, the report noted, was brought into custody without further incident, but the case took an even more bizarre turn from there.

After informing the deputy who tried to chase him that he was “slow,” Cooper the report said, tried to lay blame elsewhere.

“My dog was driving that car,” Cooper told the deputy, the report said. “I ran cause I wanted to.”

Step 1: Insult deputy

Step 2: Blame reckless driving on non-existent dog

Step 3: Claim that you ran because you had the sudden urge to get some cardio in before going to prison

“Shortly after that, Cooper began to get sick at his stomach and complained of neck pains, He was taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital before getting a ride to the Manatee County Jail, the report noted.”

The ‘ol faking sick to get out of trouble, classic…

“Cooper was booked into the jail Wednesday evening. He was being held in lieu of $26,120 bond as of Friday.

It is unclear if Cooper actually had a dog in the car with him at the time. If so, no charges were filed against the canine.”

Either that dog was smarter than Cooper and managed to escape, or that guy must be drinking some insane stuff to make him think a dog was driving. Either way, makes for yet another great Florida Man story.


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