Be respectful to our state and beaches. I understand, some of you guys have the misfortune of living in a place that regularly dips below 60 degrees (which is no way to live anyways) but our beaches are not trash cans!
Look, no one likes cleaning up trash after shotgunning 31 Natty Lights on the beach over the course of 3 hours, we’ve all been there, but you guys are better than this. You’re basically coming into our homes, trashing the place then leaving, not cool.
Here is a complex, highly detailed, step-by-step guide to not trashing the beach:
1. Buy trash bags
2. Place all trash in the trash bags
3. Carry filled trash bags to a dumpster
Voila, clean beaches!
Have fun out there, we’ve got some of the best beaches the world has to offer, but we just ask that you please be respectful and do your part to keep the place looking as good as you found it.
The Sunshine State