Infographic for Florida natives

You Might Be A Floridian If…

Florida. The Sunshine State. America’s very own sauna.

If you were fortunate enough to grow up in such an emotionally unstable state, you know that second statement could not be further from the truth. If you understand that much, you will definitely be nodding your head as you read through the rest of these.

You might be a Floridian if….

You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in 5 minutes

You know a good parking spot is measured on the amount of shade rather than distance from the store.

Car parked in the shade

You know what a Pub Sub is

Publix chicken tender sub with chips

You know not to feed the seagulls

You know the real seasons are Hurricane Season, Love Bug Season, Tourist Season and Summer

The highest mountain you have ever seen is Space Mountain at Disney

You wear flip flops year round, no matter what the weather is

You own more bathing suits than pants or sweaters

You’ve been asked, “Do you go to Disney a lot?”

You learned to swim before you could walk

Your summer vacation lasts 2/3 of the year
hot weather depiction florida

You’ve been to the beach on Christmas

You’ve said “We live where you vacation”


If you’ve caught yourself doing these things- congrats, you’re definitely a Floridian!

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