Yeah… alligators and snakes are dangerous. But for the most part, they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. Here’s a tip: don’t step on their homes and try to avoid putting your extremities near their mouths and you’ll most likely survive your trip to Disneyworld. The only REAL man-eater in Florida is a mosquito and its kryptonite exists in the form of a $5 can of OFF and a citronella candle. If the Florida wildlife really scares you that much, just look at the facts. The odds of getting struck by lightning are about 1:1,000,000 while the odds of being bitten by a shark are 1:11,500,000. Your move, out-of-staters.
We’ve got our fair share of retirees, but Florida is far from being a boring retirement home. Go to any of the big cities like Orlando, Miami or Tampa and you’ll quickly find out that Florida is the place to be for a young and eager person to have a good time. The night-life is out of this world and Florida boasts some of the most amazing beaches with some of the most attractive young people you’ll ever lay your eyes on.
I have a hard time denying this one… If you’ve read any of our Florida Man articles there’s no surprise as to why you may think that Florida is a giant insane asylum. Stay away from the bath salts and other substances and there’s no reason for you to end up in prison. (Disclaimer: this is not a guarantee, we won’t post bail for you, don’t ask) As far as wing nut laws go, we have our fair share. But what state doesn’t? Sorry you can’t help keep yourselves from putting your hazards on in the rain…
Thanks for the kind words, glad you enjoyed your stay. Keep salting your roads while we sit back and salt our margarita glasses.