or Angel Velez was enjoying a walk around the beautiful Lake Eola Park when he met his long-time adversary, Swanny the Swan. He walked a little bit too close to Swanny when it went down. Swanny was with her babies, serving as their mother and protector. She broke the silence when she sneered, “come at me, bro”
At first Velez walked away, but his pride wouldn’t allow him to let Swanny talk like that. He walked back towards Swanny and punched her, according to the two off-duty police officers that saw him commit the act. Swan Puncher Velez got 10 days in jail.
Here’s his mugshot:
-via the Orlando Sentinel