Florida’s Finest Volume 1

The sunshine state is notorious for their infamous “Florida Man” articles that seem to be growing exponentially. Is there something in the water? Or is it just the cold weather that’s been getting to Floridians this week that has caused an influx in strange occurrences? Read some most interesting “Florida Man” occurrences below:

  1. Snapchat Scandal

Dionne Younce, 28, was suspended without pay from Allen D Nease High School in St Johns County

Dionne Younce, age 28, was working at Allen D Nease High School in St Johns County, Florida. She’s been suspended without pay after sending inappropriate Snapchats to more than one male student. Younce is looking at two possible second-degree felony charges, described as ‘lewd or lascivious act upon a child’, that were listed in a police report.

  1. The Butt-crack bandit terrorizes Fort Lauderdale

Why is it that criminals always have wardrobe malfunctions? This beltless villain robbed two people at gunpoint in Fort Lauderdale with his butt crack in plain sight, then proceeded to hop into his Chrysler 200 and drove away. Watch the video and help us find this Butt-crack bandit!

  1. Citizens (attempted) arrest

A Florida Woman followed and pulled over a Florida cop for speeding. She documented the whole thing on her phone and uploaded the videos to YouTube. Here’s the last of 3 videos that show her pulling the officer over

  1. Shoplifter defecates herself

Paula Ernst jail booking photo.

A Spring Hill, Florida woman stole almost $200 worth of groceries in reusable grocery bags. She claimed she did not mean to steal the groceries, she had to leave in a hurry because she had defecated in her pants.

  1. Skateboard Assault

James Mark Lindelof

In West Palm Beach, Florida, a drunk bus passenger beat a bus driver with a skateboard because the bus driver wouldn’t let him take the wheel.

  1. Man wants to marry his compute

Chris Sevier

Florida Man Chris Sevier wants to marry his MacBook. He states that he prefers having sex with his computer and believes he should be able to marry it.

  1. Horse Murder

22 year old Christopher Todd of Deland, Florida is facing up to 35 years in prison for driving his truck into a horse. Todd got into an argument with several people riding horses at Blue Spring State Park and decided to commit aggravated battery with a motor vehicle. The animal was killed and the rider injured.

  1. Streaming live from Burger King

Warning: Graphic Content

Florida Woman Donesha Gantt posted a live video of herself to Facebook after being shot in an Opa-locka Burger King drive-thru.

  1. Criminal genius

27 year old Brooke Amber Sutton of Miramar Beach, Florida steals $2,000 worth of designer clothes, proceeds to pee in the dressing room then forget cell phone at the scene of the crime.

  1. Florida Man (Boy)?

In West Palm Beach, Florida, an 8 year old boy tried to rob a grocery store with a handgun. Has the Florida Man epidemic transferred to Florida Boy? Stay tuned!

Needless to say, it’s been an interesting week in the state of Florida. Keep up with our blog to see next weeks “Florida’s Finest”!

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