Things Floridians Like Florida Humor and NewsIt starts pretty simple…27 year old Florida man, Courtney Lawrence, was arrested recently on murder charges in Bradenton with home invasion charges still pending.
Nothing too crazy, right? Well it turns out this guy literally goes by the name “Murder” and has it tattooed across his neck. You can see it in the mugshot featured above, unfortunately there was only a low quality picture available. Really dude?
This guy was part of a 4 to 5 man home robbery where weapons were fired after things didn’t go as planned. It didn’t end so well for Lawrence as his tattoo turned out to be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Here’s what Reddit had to say about it:
Clearly, he got that from the combo tattoo parlor/fortune teller.
-SciFiXhi
Truth in advertising
-Jacksonteague
Should have had “Littering” tattooed instead. Would have gotten a lighter sentence.
-FoodBeerBikesMusic
You can’t make this stuff up folks.
-via The Bradenton Herald