One would think the most fearsome element of Florida life would be the severe weather Florida becomes a target of every year. Wrong. In fact, Floridians have become quite accustomed to the extreme summer weather. Natives have proven their lack of fear towards tropical storms true by throwing hurricane parties.
Hurricane parties
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If you live in Florida, you will understand these 15 things Floridians are more afraid of than hurricanes.
When Floridians hear that a cold front is coming
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That's a sign that the inside of your car is wicked hot!
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Old people be like
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When the person in front of you orders the last chicken tender Pub sub
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The best parking spot in Florida
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Basically sums up I4 traffic
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Floridians after three days of cold weather
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These are serious concerns. You are not alone Floridians. We are here for you.
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7 & 8 are real. Seat belt tabs become branding irons and those birds are not afraid of you.
Has more Tanning Salon’s than McDonalds. That’s because McDonalds doesn’t have tanning beds they aren’t a salon.
All of these are first world issues. Just saying.
You don’t fuck with someone’s Pub Sub. Period.
Whoever said I-4 has never driven 826 or I-95 in Miami Dade County 😫 😆
I’ve driven both and will take 826 or I-95 in Miami Dade any day over the craziness that is I-4 during rush hour.