Things Floridians Like Florida Humor and NewsThere is no easy way to put this- Florida is a weird place. The Sunshine State has a reputation of being home to the craziest people and stories. So, it shouldn’t be a big surprise to hear that Florida also enforces some of the most outlandish laws in America. Many of these laws date back to centuries ago, but are still in effect to this day. These mandates are going to make you scratch your head, but remember, they were implemented for a reason at one point in history.
Read through the following 10 weird laws in Florida and see if you’re a criminal.
Imagine having to tell inmates what you did if you were arrested for this:
“So man, what are you in the slammer for?”
“They caught me cheating on my wife with a porcupine”
Don’t worry kids, you’re safe.
Who enforces this law? The fun police?
Throw the handcuffs on. We’re all going to jail.
“So this one time on Spring Break….”
Who knew you needed a license to shred?
Well, there goes my dream first date plans.
This is important. #PigLivesMatter.
Ice cream sales must be dead!
But Floridians wear bathing suits everywhere we go…..
Although these laws are not actively enforced, they are still in the books, and are punishable by jail time or even death in some cases. Florida is a strange state.
If you have ever broken one of these laws, leave a comment below with the story- we would love to hear it.
Well considering my aunt and I bolt out every sappy romantic song out there on the beach nearly once a week… consider us guilty.