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The Struggles of Playing Pokemon Go in Florida

With the release of the augmented reality mobile game Pokemon Go, ‘90’s kids are once again trying to catch ‘em all, and not with trading cards, but with their smart phones. The latest mobile digital delight sweeping the nation, Pokemon Go offers players to go outside and discover locations where they can ‘catch’ different types of Pokemon, collect items at …

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6 Reasons Why Summer in Florida is Awesome

As Floridians, we all know summer isn’t the easiest season to deal with. Every year, summer brings its unbearable heat, engulfing thunderstorms, and its all to infamous harsh humidity. But keep in mind that these are just the side affects of summer, as some of Florida’s most celebrated features beautifully blossom during the summer solstice. So from a Floridian July …

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13 Phrases That Have a Different Meaning in Florida

Here in Florida, we have a unique lingo that is unique to the type of person living in a state surrounded by water. Like any good place to live, there is a “language of the locals” that differentiates natives from the tourists. Here are just a few phrases that have a totally different meaning in the Sunshine State Normal Phrase …

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5 Essential North Florida Restaurants You Have to Visit

Everyone loves a delicious meal. If you’re up in the North Florida area, you’ll want to know where a good place is to grab a bite. You have the beautiful weather and turquoise water, now all you need is some tasty food. We have you covered. Below, are some of the best places to go in the North Florida area. …

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Florida Man Sues Apple for $10 Billion. Yes, $10 BILLION

  A man by the name of Thomas S. Ross is suing Apple! You might be wondering, “what the hell could be possibly be suing for that’s worthy of $10 billion?” Ross claims that the iPhone infringes on his intellectual property of a 1992 “Electronic Reading Device” invention seen below. What Ross contemplated, was a device that could allow one …

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6 Best Water Parks in Florida

If you’re from Florida, you know something about the heat. And when you’re sweating, all you want is to dip into a cold pool of water. Well, us Floridians are well prepared with water parks all over the state. If you want to have a fun and thrilling time while cooling off, you need to head to one of our …

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Orlando Man Arrested for Punching A Swan

Sor Angel Velez was enjoying a walk around the beautiful Lake Eola Park when he met his long-time adversary, Swanny the Swan. He walked a little bit too close to Swanny when it went down. Swanny was with her babies, serving as their mother and protector. She broke the silence when she sneered, “come at me, bro”   At first Velez …

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12 Things Floridians Are Extremely Thankful For During the Summer

If you’re a Floridian, then you know about the summers. You know perfectly well. If you’re thinking about spending your summer in Florida – we welcome you with sweaty open arms. Actually, don’t touch any of us, this will only make us more sweaty. Here are 14 things that we Floridians are ever so thankful for during the summer. SPF …

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7 Reasons Why We Should Give Florida Tourists A Little More Credit

  Even though we may complain about the swarm of tourists that come to Florida during Spring Break or really any time of the year, we secretly love them. Sure, they may drive slowly but drink a little too much, but without them, as a state, we wouldn’t be where we are today. Here are seven reasons why we love …

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Florida Man Survives Attack By a 300 Pound, 9 Foot Alligator

  These stories keep piling up…this one involves a 58-year-old Ocala man that was attacked by an 8’9″ alligator. Unlike the last alligator attack we covered that ended in a toddler’s death at Disney, this man only suffered injuries to his leg and made it to the hospital in time. Apparently this guy shot the gator twice with a handgun …

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